Legion Communique Asks for Pardon without Paying for it!

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Heck, I just dont want to be sued again!

Dear Readers,

here is the groundbreaking and earthshattering communique that you have all been waiting for during the past year or so.

• Legion says:
• It was all Fr.  Maciel's fault. We dont want to have anything to do with him.
• Erase him from your memories
• Despite being totally corrupt he gave us a Divine Charism because God writes straight with crooked lines and makes bad trees produce good fruit; its just another miracle you can easily believe
• Because we are successful, our works speak louder than Fr Maciel's sins
• Get over it!
• We were wrong, you were right about him screwing with his own spiritual children,
• Yes, it was pedophilia and incest. Now move on and forgive him and us.
• We have important things to do, like protect our Charism
• Forgive us, Please
• We will be good boys and girls from now on
• Everybody globally forgive us;
• We cannot name those we have so gravely offended [they might sue us, God forbid!]
• We are sorry
• Pray for us and we will pray for you
• We promise to do 1, 2, 3,4,5,6,7,8 
• Dont you trust us to do what we promise!
• Have we ever deceived anyone or reneged on our promises?